I have come to the incredibly unpainful realisation that I am the biggest TV-nerd in the entire world. (Looks as though I have come to the right place, eh.) Why? Because the amount of TV I watch along speaks masses. On March 11, 2007 I start a diary of every television episode I watch per day. Let me tell you that it has gotten to be a very long list. It has been less than three months, and I am currently nearing the 530 episodes mark.

Okay, in case you haven't already realised that that is a @#$%load of TV, let me do a wee bit of math for you:

An average TV episode is 42 minutes long. |42 x 530 = 22260 minutes| okay...maybe you still haven't figured it out. |22260 / 60 = 371 hours| I really hope you have figured it out by now. But for the stupid... |371 / 24 = 15.5 days| yes, that's days...15.5 days. With not even 90 days having passed since I started this thing...I have spent over 1/6 of my life (or lack thereof, should I note) watching TV.

Okay, now that we have a mutual agreement, I will wholeheartedly accept my title and crown as biggest nerd-nerd to ever exist.

...Not to mention the fact that my favorite show list is already quite large... Sadly, that list isn't anywhere near complete. The list is quite a bit longer (nearing 120 if I am correct). Yes, you are allowed to think I am insane. I would agree with you if you did. *twitches*

I suppose I shall just call all this research, as I hope to one day become a television screenwriter and have my own nerd production company, which will, interestingly enough, be called 12916studios. (So if you see that company pop up one day...that's me.)

Honestly, I have little else to say, not that it would really matter, because I have the odd feeling that few will read this. But who the hell cares...I'm a TV-nerd!

~ Nicholas

P.s. for all you trollsies out there, yes, I do have friends, and yes, I do more than just watch TV (I eat, sleep, and wipe my ass too, just like everyone else).