So I was looking through my gamespot updates this morning and stumbled upon this bombshell of a news story.
Disney is to buy Marvel and its 5000+ characters for a whopping $4billion! The deal is pretty much sealed but is awaiting the go ahead from major share holders and governing bodies. My kneejerk response to my beloved Marvel going to the f***king mouse is No no no no no no no no no no no no no....and why???? The only solace I can muster if this news comes to fruitionis in hoping that during some freak ion storm, all Marvel and Disney characters are miraculously brought to life and engage in a civil war which sees Wolverine eviscerate that effing mouse and his companions. I also hope that the Blob sits on Hannah F***king Montana and during a sickly musical number involving the whole disney cast, the Punisher nerve gases the whole lot of em!!! In my opinion the shareholders will boycot this move. We all hope and pray.
I also worry that someone will find Stan Lee with his head in an oven, bereft of life and still clinging to a defaced picture that bloody mouse with the eyes scratched out. Troubling times my friends......troubling times 