Here are some terms I have seen (and come up with) for Nintendo Wii.

Wii-mote
Wii-set (reset)
Newbie on the Wii = Wii-tard
Wii will rock you
Wii-place/Wii-charge the batte-Wiis
When the console breaks, Wii-turn it
Wii-l in some fish

And a game Nintendo should make: Pilot Wii-ngs