Oh man I went to see this movie at the drive in theater about an hour from my house.

It kicked ASS. This movie had EVERYTHING. It was about 2 hours of nonstop **** blowing up and terrorists and people blowing each other up. I made this personal checklist just to show you how much they put in this movie:

-Explosions? Check.

-Guns? Check.

-Ninjas? Check.

-Swords? Check

-Flashback scenes that play out with ninjas, people blowing up, guns, and swords? Check.

-Cars with rockets attached to them? Check.

-Boobs? Check.

-Badass characters based on a toyline that I loved as a small child? Check.

-Both a jet fight scene and a submarine battle in the same movie within a span of one hour of each other? Check.

-Powersuits? Check.

Seriously, this movie has damn near everything. Even the flashback scenes, which are supposed to be about character development, had friggin' ninjas and people blowing up and buildings exploding and loud guns go KERPOW KERPW KERPOW. This movie kicks so much ass that you'd think it'd run out of asses to kick about halfway through, but it just drags in more epic ass kicking in the second half that it probably stomped half the world's population's asses by the time it was over. Thats over 3 billion asses, all instantly kicked, by this movie's epicness.

Go see the movie. Like, now. And if you have seen it, then you should probably go watch it again, just for good measure.