I was browsing System Wars today, mostly because I don't have a life, and I read a topic that said Megan Fox was going to be doing a promotion for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on Xbox Live. I have two problems with this.
First off, Transformers is out already, and has been. SINCE JULY. It seems a little stupid to be doing a promotion for a movie that has already been out for 2 months, but hey, maybe thats why I'm not in the PR business. Also, unless you've recently undergone a lobotomy, the very idea of checking into a promo about the most overrated movie this year and possibly this decade should sound as fun as pooring hot acid all over your junk. In some ways it may be less painful, because sometimes when I think about Transformers I break out into a horrific rash because of how bad it was. So, acid please.
Second, who gives a rat's ass about Megan Fox? Does anyone actually watch a movie with Megan Fox in it because they want to watch a blockbuster acting performance from Hollywood's best and brightest new actress? No, they want boobs. Lots and lots of overrated boobs. Megan Fox isn't hot, she's just average. I don't like anything about her. If you do thats cool, you can like Megan Fox, but that doesn't change the fact that that doesn't matter because you're not going to be seeing Megan Fox, you're going to playing with her over Xbox Live, meaning the only thing you get to experience is her voice.
How do you even know its Megan Fox? How can you be certain it isn't just someone whose been paid to act like Megan Fox? The best part is that it won't even sound like Megan Fox because Xbox Live microphones reduce everyone's voice into the same tone. Every guy and girl sounds the exact same over Xbox Live,except sometimes men sound like women so for all you know you're playing with a man who has a feminine voice whose pretending to be Megan Fox. Congratulations, that means the boner you have while playing Transformers makes you gay or a mechanophile, or both, which means you're now a gay mechanophile, which doesn't even make any sense. Thats how gay you are.
What makes this even better is when you realize that this just another lame PR stunt Megan Fox has probably been paid to take part in. She's already sucked a good 10 dollars out of your wallet because you just had to go see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Anyone who sat through that movie should be PAID 10 dollars, but thats beside the point. The point is, Megan Fox doesn't care about you. You are going to be the disembodied voice of a nerd who she's been paid to play against for about 20 minutes, and who she has been told she has to answer questions to so she can get more money. In a month, she will not remember you. But because her face is plastered everywhere and she's a celebrity, you will forever cherish to 20 minute conversation you had with her.
Congratulations, you just put a random, overrated celebrity on a pedestal, just like everyone else, which officially makes you a gigantic tool. I've already become a tool for her fame because I've been pissed off so much by this that I took 20 minutes of my free time to write this stupid article, which makes me a humongous, blazing hypocrite. Don't be like me.
I will never understand people's obsessions with celebrities. They usually aren't talented, especially when they're women, and they're usually not that hot. What reason do you have to like Megan Fox that doesn't exist for the average woman that you can actually get a date with onthe street? Nothing. There is no difference between that good looking girl at the coffee shop and Megan Fox. They're both hot. The only thing that IS different is that unlike Megan Fox, you can actually obtain that woman and become truly close to her, which ultimately defeats the point of looks anyway because relationships based soley on looks are as empty as Megan Fox.
Holy crap, I haven't done anything to prepare for writing this article and its already like 2 pages long. I'm on fire today, but then again thats because I'm awesome.
Well I finally got everything settled down and I'm officially shipping to Boot Camp on September 8th. I get shipped to Parris Island, South Carolina, where I'll spend 12 and a half weeks in Boot Camp. I got a contract for Military Police, and I want to go to Okinawa.
But that aside, I got Persona 4 and it kicks ass. I'm gonna be able to beat it before I leave and I also need to finish Devil Survivor. I get home around December 4th, and I don't get to take any video games from home. My brother claims all of them. 
After 10 days leave I go to Missouri for about a month and a half, and then I get my first duty station, which I hope to be Okinawa.
I need to get a new handheld system when I get out of Boot Camp, but I can decide that later.
If you want any idea what I'm going to be doing, click here:
Oh man I went to see this movie at the drive in theater about an hour from my house.
It kicked ASS. This movie had EVERYTHING. It was about 2 hours of nonstop **** blowing up and terrorists and people blowing each other up. I made this personal checklist just to show you how much they put in this movie:
-Explosions? Check.
-Guns? Check.
-Ninjas? Check.
-Swords? Check
-Flashback scenes that play out with ninjas, people blowing up, guns, and swords? Check.
-Cars with rockets attached to them? Check.
-Boobs? Check.
-Badass characters based on a toyline that I loved as a small child? Check.
-Both a jet fight scene and a submarine battle in the same movie within a span of one hour of each other? Check.
-Powersuits? Check.
Seriously, this movie has damn near everything. Even the flashback scenes, which are supposed to be about character development, had friggin' ninjas and people blowing up and buildings exploding and loud guns go KERPOW KERPW KERPOW. This movie kicks so much ass that you'd think it'd run out of asses to kick about halfway through, but it just drags in more epic ass kicking in the second half that it probably stomped half the world's population's asses by the time it was over. Thats over 3 billion asses, all instantly kicked, by this movie's epicness.
Go see the movie. Like, now. And if you have seen it, then you should probably go watch it again, just for good measure.
