Ike is a homo a big fat homo That huricane can go to hell and die. Die like the big fat homo he is.

So I have been watching the Olympics, not just because I am boarded out of my mind, but for some foolish national pride reason I guess. I mean, I feel like I am supposed to watch and care. The thought of national pride is funny, real funny. Especially when you look at China. They are so fake - yes this is coming from an American. Now, I don't mean California or New York fake, but I mean fake, fake. Wha? Yeas they are a nation that most of its national treasures are fake, built or re-built in the 20th century. Last time I was there (yes I was there) most of the people were clueless to their own history, and they have been feed so much BS they believed it (like Roger Clemens). I remember a news article that ran in the English paper over there that said that the Chinese were able to smoke cigarettes and not get cancer, due to there superior genetics - guess who make the cigarettes and runs the papers - that's right the government. That country is so full of it's self it should be an Olympic sport of its own. Just sit back and watch. We could track flag sales in a 1 week period, we could put all the hopes of a nation on the shoulders of one individual and only watch to see if he/she fails, we could compare corrupt political systems, and we could have the news agencies from around the glob judge the competition. That would be funny, for they themselves are just as self bloated loving and corrupt as any nation's political machine. We could even track the competition like a Sid Myer Civ. game. The first to reach the moon, or the first to build a wall, or whatever. Still, I think the US would win, and no, it's not because I am an American. It's because I am from Texas, and in Texas we have a secret weapon. Rednecks. I should know, I married one. They have this whole national pride thing so instilled in their blood it's funny. Don't believe me? Next time you see a redneck burn a flag. If you live, I may change my mind, but I doubt you will. But I digress.