What would you do?

A phone call from Timothy Valhalion, a pretty decent talker, reveals that your girlfriend has been caught cheating with a guy in a "Peter Pretzel tm" costume. Or was it really Peter Pretzel? No, it was actually 3 people: Holly Hotdog, Sauldin Sauce, and Pally Pizza; the world's most hated food-related mascots! Sanity is on the line now! Choose an action below:

1. Dip them all into hot, burning blood plasma.

2. Calculate their doom with a pair of plasic, toddler scissors.

3. Ask him what their favorite bird is.

4. Start throwing a bunch of sunglasses at them.

5. Cash-splash them flat as paper.

6. Stab them epicly with an NES.

7. Force them to play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing for 2years straight.

8. Do this to them(View Discretion Warned)