He crossed the bridge of North Deathsville where the troll lurked.

"My name is Finlay, and I love to fight" said the Irishman.

"Aye, well I can't let ya past. Not for you, not for anyone. Not unless you answer my riddle." Said Ricky Williams. "Answering the riddle will break the magic curse of my suspension."

"I don't answer riddles. I fight." Responded Finlay. He drew is Magic Shillelagh and slayed the vile Ricky Williams where he stood.

"Thanks bro" said Ricky Williams, "thanks for putting me out of my misery of having to go to Canada", with his dying breath. Finlay continued his journey to North Deathsville...