I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name...
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I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

Where to begin? First and formost Andy Milonakis is not a teenager. He has a disease that makes him look it. In fact, he was born on January 30, 1976 making him 30 as of July 27th 2006. That's right ladies and gentleman not during the Punk era but...
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Where to begin? First and formost Andy Milonakis is not a teenager. He has a disease that makes him look it. In fact, he was born on January 30, 1976 making him 30 as of July 27th 2006. That's right ladies and gentleman not during the Punk era but when bell bottoms, Disco and when only a handful of people had a computer. Just to show you how old Andy is here is a list of people born in 1976: Freddie Prinze Jr., Reese Witherspoon, Keri Russell(Felicity), Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina the teenage witch), Colin Ferrell, Fred Savage (Boy Meets World), Anna Farris (Scary Movies). A small sample. They all look preety old compared to Andy. Also in short his show sucks. The Andy Milonakis show is A giant steaming pile of elephant crap. Trust me, I get how it's supposed to be funny how stupid it is but that means you could put a pre-schooler on tv and just let him play with Tonka trucks for 22 minutes and say "Ya! The funny part is how stupid it is you guys don't get it!!!" Right? It's so funny it's stupid gimmick gets old quick. If you dissagree then lets get every little kid or something get him his own show and laugh at how stupid it is that he just sits there doing nothing for half an hour. Hell get me a book and a camera and i'll just sit for a half an hour just reading or sleeping or something. Because people will say "Ha ha! It's so stupid it's funny!". He is a sad man and he will never have respect from me. He has a chance to tell people about his disease. He's a star (kinda). At the end of the show post a friggen website telling about his disease. Anything. A hotline. He acts like he's young. Sort of like Michal Jackson. It's like he's lying dressing up playing somebody he's not. He's lied to us about his age and he does it well. I for one am angry and feel betrayed. He lied! Maybe not telling us hes a teen but by looking it and acting it. Would you like if you findout a girl/guy you have been dating turned out to be secretly in drag in the opposite gender you thought heshe was? Of course not! To go out on a strong note: Andy Milonakis, you lied to america!

andy milonakis=makes u p urself bc he is that funny

the episodes r so random
thats like a bestseller

good job andy

keep up the good work

and i also have some ideas 4 an episode-so...
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andy milonakis=makes u p urself bc he is that funny

the episodes r so random
thats like a bestseller

good job andy

keep up the good work

and i also have some ideas 4 an episode-so if u read this, email me at houseofpie348@aim.com

i have some skits called wrestling match, bathroom shark, bad birdy, how 2 make a cheeseburger, cactus, telephone pole, what not 2 do with a window, what 2 do with a window, pencil sharpener, hallway, locked in my room, calculator, stupid andy vs smarter andy, candy store, and thats all that i made up so far, but thats enough 4 now-if u need anyhelp-please, email me at houseofpie348@aim.com

ive got many ideas

I think that Andy has some problems. He is about 30 years old and he does the stupidest things on the show. He shouldn\\\'t have even gotten a contract for his show. Andy does things on the show like order pizza and put shoes in it and beat up...
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I think that Andy has some problems. He is about 30 years old and he does the stupidest things on the show. He shouldn\\\'t have even gotten a contract for his show. Andy does things on the show like order pizza and put shoes in it and beat up toasters. The only reason that I ever watched it was because nothing else was on and I liked the theme song. Sorry, Andy, but grow up!

30 years old! He is 30 years fucking old! Andy has a show. OMG! It's really dumb. His show would not even amuse a small child. If you turn on MTV and this retarded show is on. Turn off the tv now. !DO NOT! Let him throw away your precious time....
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30 years old! He is 30 years fucking old! Andy has a show. OMG! It's really dumb. His show would not even amuse a small child. If you turn on MTV and this retarded show is on. Turn off the tv now. !DO NOT! Let him throw away your precious time. HAHA DIE! Andy DIE!

I really enjoyed the first season of the Andy Milonakis show, I really love your stuff, you are orginal and VERY funny.
There should be much more shows like your show. Please, oh PLEASE make more episodes.
I found out that you are 29...
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I really enjoyed the first season of the Andy Milonakis show, I really love your stuff, you are orginal and VERY funny.
There should be much more shows like your show. Please, oh PLEASE make more episodes.
I found out that you are 29 about 2 weeks ago, you don't really look like 29 but whatever.

My favourite stuff was the Spoon thing and the thing with the ball and the wall, at the beginning of a episode (I forgot wich episode).

Still he is pretty funny. t makes me wonder how he can do all those crazy things! His humor is always unexpected. Though some of his segments make no sense, they still make us all laugh. I wished new episodes would come out this year instead of...
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Still he is pretty funny. t makes me wonder how he can do all those crazy things! His humor is always unexpected. Though some of his segments make no sense, they still make us all laugh. I wished new episodes would come out this year instead of next year. But at least it's next year. Unlike some that come out till five years!

actually, hes not 30. hes only 15. they just say that hes 30 so they can get more publicity is what i heard. i still think hes hilarious though. I like when the duck tell the old man to shut the f*** up when he quacks. its pretty cool that he got...
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actually, hes not 30. hes only 15. they just say that hes 30 so they can get more publicity is what i heard. i still think hes hilarious though. I like when the duck tell the old man to shut the f*** up when he quacks. its pretty cool that he got his own show, hes talented enough, but theres also a lot of people that think hes horrible at acting and think that hes the most annoying person on t.v

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