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Uwe Boll you suck, you are a talentless idiot, who thinks of himself as a genius. How sad, and embarrasing.
Dog poo is more talented than you!
You stink!
I would like you to dare me to a wrestling...
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Uwe Boll you suck, you are a talentless idiot, who thinks of himself as a genius. How sad, and embarrasing.
Dog poo is more talented than you!
You stink!
I would like you to dare me to a wrestling match, like you dare everyone who hates your idiotic movies, come on dare me so i can smash your stupid face in. You are a classless embarrasment to Hollywood and to your mum. Ed Wood was a far better director than you, he cared about his movies and the audience. You just dont give a crap! Go back to Germany and become porno movie director or some other pointless bullcrap! Or you could just die and make the world a better place. You ruined movie lover's lives you ruined all of our lives you talentless hack!
Posted jul 10, 2008 9:36 am pt
Uwe Boll there is plenty you can say about this guy his movies are terrible I have House of the Dead and BloodRayne these are 2 very good games the movies suck. As for his others I will not waste my time going to watch that terrible rubbish. I...
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Uwe Boll there is plenty you can say about this guy his movies are terrible I have House of the Dead and BloodRayne these are 2 very good games the movies suck. As for his others I will not waste my time going to watch that terrible rubbish. I watched Uwe Boll talking about the petition to stop directing which was on youtube and yeah I did sign it. As again though you have a choice to watch his movies are not but destroying video games is a disgrace. I watched Uwe Boll on youtube and he did say give me your name and address and he will track you down, what will he do give you a boxing match or stick you in one of his terrible movies. Uwe Boll I am sorry but he is a joke and a disgrace. Oh Far Cry Uwe next movie and come on we all know it's going to suck.
Posted may 27, 2008 9:28 pm pt
3 simple words: Worst director ever!
Posted apr 6, 2007 12:00 am pt
Okay, I'm going to state the obvious, and I'm sure Uwe Boll is pretty nice guy in person- but how do I say this in the nicest manner- he sucks at movie making. And it shows in the reviews for his movies. Sometimes I wonder how he finds actors and...
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Okay, I'm going to state the obvious, and I'm sure Uwe Boll is pretty nice guy in person- but how do I say this in the nicest manner- he sucks at movie making. And it shows in the reviews for his movies. Sometimes I wonder how he finds actors and studios to fund his movies. And considering he has to go into a boxing ring to fight critics who hate his movies is actually saying quite a lot. Hopefully Uwe will decide that it isn't in his best interest to continue filmmaking. Maybe he should direct a video game? It would be easier for him because all the movies he's done seem like a video game.
Posted feb 5, 2007 10:36 am pt
It's bad enough to see a movie from someone who has no talents. But Uwe Boll definetly fits into that kind of category.
The German-born movie director makes his debut in the movie adaption of "The House Of The Dead", based on Sega's...
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It's bad enough to see a movie from someone who has no talents. But Uwe Boll definetly fits into that kind of category.
The German-born movie director makes his debut in the movie adaption of "The House Of The Dead", based on Sega's arcade shooter. Upon seeing this movie, it is clear that, like others before him, none of the movie ever stays true to the game, has horrendous plots and actings and not one of them are favorable among both critics and audiences. Yet, Uwe continues to make movies based on any video games he could grab on in a desperate attempt to make big bucks.
Why he continues to make movie adaptions of the games he got is anyone's guess, but one thing is sure: the no-talented director should stick to originality rather than video games.
Posted jul 28, 2006 5:51 am pt
