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Dane Cook is a talentless hack. No talent at all is there to found in this hack's unoriginal body. Jumping around the stage and saying "dude" every third word does not equal comedy. Comedy is usually jokes, sometimes it can be songs or physical...
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Dane Cook is a talentless hack. No talent at all is there to found in this hack's unoriginal body. Jumping around the stage and saying "dude" every third word does not equal comedy. Comedy is usually jokes, sometimes it can be songs or physical comedy or a hundred other things but Dane Cook does none of those. Also, he seems like a huge jerk, everything I read about him is about how he lets his dog poo all over his apartment complex or says awful things about other comedians who don't have half his fame. I wish potheads and 12 year olds weren't allowed to buy CDs then this guy wouldn't be famous. Oh and let's not forget the millions of mentions of this guy stealing the only decent material he's ever done, hasn't it pretty much been proven that this guy isn't just a hack he's a joke thief? Anyway Dane Cook sucks and I hope he goes away soon.
Posted mar 13, 2009 11:36 am pt
I don't get why people think Dane Cook is so hilarious. He seems like he is a decent person away from the stage, but I just don't get it. Everything he has been in seems just like his previous work. He either falls down, gets outsmarted, or does...
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I don't get why people think Dane Cook is so hilarious. He seems like he is a decent person away from the stage, but I just don't get it. Everything he has been in seems just like his previous work. He either falls down, gets outsmarted, or does the same tired material as he has done in all of his stage work. I don't think people with agree with me, but the dude is not funny. I can think of a billion other people who are funnire and more entertaining than he is. Overall, I can't understand all the commotion. Thank you.
Posted feb 12, 2009 11:36 pm pt
he is out there making people laugh and see the funny side of life. what are we doing?? were writing blogs that mean nothing, who are we to judge?
Posted feb 4, 2009 11:07 am pt
Dane cook is one of the best comedians form the comedy central crowd. He is not the best everyone thinks he is so great. He is ok i dont why he is in so many movies. He is nowhere near where my favorite comedian George Carlins level. He isnt...
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Dane cook is one of the best comedians form the comedy central crowd. He is not the best everyone thinks he is so great. He is ok i dont why he is in so many movies. He is nowhere near where my favorite comedian George Carlins level. He isnt anywhere near my 2nd favorite richard pryor ethier. I think he is a comedian for young people (even though I am a young person). His jokes arent about politics or society but about dating and doing stupid things. He is worth watching hopefully he fades out in a couple of years i am done with him.
Posted aug 2, 2008 10:36 am pt
Dane Cook is not the greatest comedian ever, and he is not hilarious. Everybody calm down. I got really irritated while watching Vicious Circle. It wasn't a terrible special, and some of his jokes were funny. The crowd was the problem. Its like an...
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Dane Cook is not the greatest comedian ever, and he is not hilarious. Everybody calm down. I got really irritated while watching Vicious Circle. It wasn't a terrible special, and some of his jokes were funny. The crowd was the problem. Its like an arena full of drunken frat boys and middle school girls. Everybody went crazy for punchlines that weren't that good, and it was like a rock concert. Good for him that he can get people that into his act, but he doesn't deserve the attention he gets. Some of his fans are idiots, and wouldn't know a good comedian if he smacked them in the face. His fan base turns me off, and his material isn't great. (He does commit well though) I can recommend at least 20 better comedians if that's your looking for. He's not bad, but his stand up isn't amazing and he does get irritating.
Posted jul 7, 2008 9:12 am pt
I absolutely LOVE Dane Cook. He's funny, a good actor, a good singer, and he just seems like such a sweetheart! He's so talented in every single thing that he does and I can't wait to hear and see even more from him. He's absolutely fantastic! If...
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I absolutely LOVE Dane Cook. He's funny, a good actor, a good singer, and he just seems like such a sweetheart! He's so talented in every single thing that he does and I can't wait to hear and see even more from him. He's absolutely fantastic! If you haven't ever heard his stand up, do it! Don't think just do it! He can turn any frown upside down and just leave you rolling on the floor laughing at his comedy no matter how much you've heard his stuff. So jump on the Dane Train and laugh like you've never laughed before. Su Fi you BAMFs!
Posted apr 2, 2008 6:35 am pt
Dane Cook puts other comedians to shame!! I just can't get enough of his wise a== anticts!! If you watch him just once you will understand how I fell in love with him:)He's Like a mix between David Letterman and Jenson Ackles! I can't wait until...
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Dane Cook puts other comedians to shame!! I just can't get enough of his wise a== anticts!! If you watch him just once you will understand how I fell in love with him:)He's Like a mix between David Letterman and Jenson Ackles! I can't wait until he comes out with new comedy acts on HBO and New movies I really really like how funny and real he is. He says whats on his mind. For those of you that don't like him; Shame on You!! He's Dane Cook for Christ sakes!! Watch one of his shows then tell me he's not funny!
Posted mar 28, 2008 7:11 am pt
Dane Cook is a genius among genius'. You see Dane Cook in a movie or doing stand-up and you will love him. It's a simple fact of the matter that his main reason for success is his energy. He can not stay still and that is what makes him so funny...
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Dane Cook is a genius among genius'. You see Dane Cook in a movie or doing stand-up and you will love him. It's a simple fact of the matter that his main reason for success is his energy. He can not stay still and that is what makes him so funny there is an action to his every word. Dane Cook is so in tune with how people feel. He is not just telling a joke to an audience he's telling the whole world a little story about himself. This man has really gone places since I first saw him he is an amazing comedian this man is my idol. He has helped me to follow my dream of being a comedian. Dane Cook is an amazing person and I really appreciate how hard he works to make people laugh.
Posted mar 16, 2008 3:46 pm pt
Yeah sorry, I've seen Dane Cook 'perform' and it's just really bad. If he has any comedic talent he hides it extremely well.
He's actually more talented as an actor than as a stand-up comic; so he should stick to acting from now on.
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Yeah sorry, I've seen Dane Cook 'perform' and it's just really bad. If he has any comedic talent he hides it extremely well.
He's actually more talented as an actor than as a stand-up comic; so he should stick to acting from now on.
MadTV's Ike Barinholtz did a dead-on impression of Dane Cook lampooning his lack of talent.
The sad thing is, Ike Barinholtz's impression is funnier than Dane Cook could ever dream of being.
He's from the same lame ass school of comedy as Ashton Kutcher so you know we're in trouble right there.
If this is all the next generation of comics has to offer it's extremely sad indeed.
Posted nov 22, 2007 9:01 am pt
We had some relatives rave about him, and friends as well... how funny this Dane Cook was. We love a good stand up act, so we found some of his material and burnt it to a CD to listen in the car for some trips. We happened to be going on a trip...
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We had some relatives rave about him, and friends as well... how funny this Dane Cook was. We love a good stand up act, so we found some of his material and burnt it to a CD to listen in the car for some trips. We happened to be going on a trip soon after so we popped the CD in the player. Needless to say, after 5 minutes, my husband removed the CD from the player and tossed it out the window. His jokes were just... bad... unoriginal, and dare i say, potty humor. I'm sure lots of people find him funny, like pre-teens, and extremely immature adults. But I couldn't STAND him.
Posted oct 23, 2007 3:21 pm pt