- Tom can ride a bike
- Tom loves Lost
- Tom likes to exercise
- Tom collects posters
- Tom can cut hair
- Tom likes soft drinks
- Tom likes to bake
- Tom has a garden
- Tom has 2 kids
- Tom has a wife
- Tom plays soccer
- Tom likes cereal
- Tom owns a condo
- Tom's middle name is Ted
- Tom likes to cook
- Tom has an iphone
- Tom has a cat
- Tom loves tv.com
- Tom loves the beach
- Tom likes to read
- Tom is from California
- Tom interviewed Patton Oswalt.
- Tom doesn't like the Cavemen pilot. I don't either.
- Tom's working on a new comedy cd called, "The Art of the Slap."
- Spike is gaining in popularity and Ted Leo's been calling every week.
- Philly Boy Roy is an Enemy of Tom. Shamon. Shamon.
- Tom is currently being stalked by the Gorch.
- To be a Friend of Tom is to be a little better than everyone else.
- Tom has a friend named P.D. who might one day rule the world.
- Tom's list of the Top 100 Movie Quotes of all Time is about a hundred million times better than the AFI version.
- Tom's a huge fan of "The Cannonball Run."
- Tom is a fine, fine singer.
- Tom's arch enemy is a former D.J. named "Hot Rockin' Ronny."
- Tom is constantly harrassed by a hoagie eating clown from Philadelphia named, "Philly Boy Roy."
- Tom has a dog named, "Dogmo."
- Tom is a big fan of the Volcano Suns.
- Tom hosts, "The Best Show on WFMU" tuesday nights on WFMU, a free-form radio station in New Jersey.
- Tom: You're soft serve!
- Tom: You need to cut him loose.
- Tom: I calls 'em how I sees 'em.
- Tom: I don't like it...I LOVE IT!
- Tom: Scratch on old Scratchy!
