While she has a beautiful face and physically looks good, we are not reviewing physical beauty or sex appeal.

J'Lo writes little, if any, of her own music, a fact that irritates me because it has contributed to the success of...
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While she has a beautiful face and physically looks good, we are not reviewing physical beauty or sex appeal.

J'Lo writes little, if any, of her own music, a fact that irritates me because it has contributed to the success of talentless, simpletons like Britney Spears. There is no meaning, depth, or genuineness in their music and diametric to uniqueness, it is tediously monotonous. Like so much music today, it is of the "quantity not quality" formula.

Meanwhile, the meaning of her song "Jenny from the Block" shows her conceited delusion and skewed, distorted reality, in believing she is the same person now that she was growing up in the Bronx.

Nevermind her multi-million dollar, mansion-size homes, unbelievably pampered lifestyle, ability to wontonly spend money and purchase whatever she so desires regardless of cost, travel via chartered or private aircraft, commute by limo, vacation at only the finest, most luxurious locales while staying in the most lavish five-star hotels, et al ... but she's still the same "Jenny from the Block." Well, except for all of the aforementioned differences...

As for Jennifer Lopez's acting abilities, she is not much of an actress...even for a singer. Her range is quite narrow. Despite exhibiting little if any emotion in romantic scenes, she insists on doing romantic comedies. Even her best performances have been considered about average at best. There was the infamously awful and universally ridiculed train wreck called "Gigli". And her performances in "An Unfinished Life", "Monster-in-Law", "The Wedding Planner", and "Angel Eyes", just to name a few, left quite a bit to be desired. In a MovieLine interview she arrogantly stated she was the best of the "up and coming" actresses and went on to put down other actresses. Apparently her definition of a "good actress" differs from that of the rest of us.

But she is certainly not the worst "Worst Actress Ever", as it seems highly implausible, if not indisputably certain, anyone can wrestle that title away from Madonna.

Back to Ms. Lopez... One wonders what kind of baggage she is carrying given that, shy of her 35th birthday, she had been engaged once and married three times. And of those three marriages two crumbled before the second anniversary while the outcome of the third has yet-to-be determined.

J'Lo's fame in part comes courtesy of one of her most overrated parts: her a**. While it may be round and shapely, a photo of her in a bathing suit on the beach [facing away from the photographer] was hardly flattering. Her derrière looked aberrantly wide, and corpulently large with visible pockets of cellulite. Better take care of that butt Jennifer, for it is your best "talent."