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killernitty

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I was extremely disappointed with this remake !

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Posted may 4, 2009 4:56 am pt

PeppermintDream

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I don't think i have ever seen a horror film with so many cliches.
Nothing about this film kept it entertaining, even the 3D effects were exceptionally lame.

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Posted apr 20, 2009 7:33 am pt

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From My Bloody Valentine 3D I expected a lot more action and secretiveness, like from a real and good horror movie, but all I received was pretty good 3D elements, which I really liked, but all this storyline totally sucked. This movie was more...
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From My Bloody Valentine 3D I expected a lot more action and secretiveness, like from a real and good horror movie, but all I received was pretty good 3D elements, which I really liked, but all this storyline totally sucked. This movie was more like disgusting than horrifying. One moment I event thought - "damn, I didn't buy popcorn, so I don't have a box, I don't even have a plastic bag, but I feel soooo effin sick about some scene". MBV 3D was totally disappointment for me.

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Posted feb 1, 2009 1:36 am pt

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My Bloody valentine is a very, unexciting movie. Instead of being unique, the movie follows every horror cliche. I mean, you know who it is going to be, where they will come from, who is most likely to die, and the ending. The ending reminded me...
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My Bloody valentine is a very, unexciting movie. Instead of being unique, the movie follows every horror cliche. I mean, you know who it is going to be, where they will come from, who is most likely to die, and the ending. The ending reminded me of Halloween:Resurrection, where we see Michael leave in a uniform. There was nothing in it worth seeing. It could have been better. The part where she says "I didn't tell you" was stupid. Hopefully Jared's movie will do good.

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Posted jan 26, 2009 8:48 pm pt

• [+] Austin Chronicle
  
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  MBV 3D is full-on, old-school, Fangoria-approved, gorehound heaven - a supersaturated arterial goregasm with zero socially redeeming values for anyone other than first-year med students.

  by Marc Savlov | Read Full Review »
• [+] Premiere
  
  63
  This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions.

  by Jenni Miller | Read Full Review »
• [+] Variety
  
  60
  At heart an unabashedly retro work, reveling in the cliches and conventions of the slasher horror pics that proliferated in the early 1980s.

  by Joe Leydon | Read Full Review »
• [+] The New York Times
  
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  A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.

  by Jeannette Catsoulis | Read Full Review »
• [+] The Hollywood Reporter
  
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  The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher picture whatever entertainment value it possesses.

  by Frank Scheck | Read Full Review »
• [+] Entertainment Weekly
  
  58
  What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.

  by Clark Collis | Read Full Review »
• [+] The Onion (A.V. Club)
  
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  But save for a giddily gratuitous sequence involving full-frontal nudity, a little person, and a French bulldog, the film is strictly by-the-numbers slasher boilerplate. It won't endure past the weekend.

  by Scott Tobias | Read Full Review »
• [+] Los Angeles Times
  
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  Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden. Perhaps this is the best one can hope for from something like My Bloody Valentine 3-D, that it be just good enough to not be annoying. Or in this specific case, physically painful.

  by Mark Olsen | Read Full Review »
• [+] Film Threat
  
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  If a movie like My Bloody Valentine plays like a dime-store slasher picture, then adding 3D to the proceedings will only make it look like a 3D dime-store slasher picture.

  by Scott Mendelson | Read Full Review »
• [+] Boston Globe
  
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  Lussier stages his movie not so much around nail-biting moments as novel ways to fling entrails at his viewers. But if you take pleasure in such mindless gore, there must be worse ways to spend 100 minutes.

  by Ethan Gilsdorf | Read Full Review »
• [+] LA Weekly
  
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  There's no excitement or terror in watching the 3-D execution of 2-D actors giving 1-D performances, just the steadily diminishing returns of the same eye gouge delivered ad infinitum.

  by Jim Ridley | Read Full Review »