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Rampage6guard

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Wow, where do I begin? guy dreams he was in 10,000 BC gets a warning about the end of the world, and goes off trying to get back with his girl friend and return the crystal skull back to the alter. That is pretty much it for this movie, what a...
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Wow, where do I begin? guy dreams he was in 10,000 BC gets a warning about the end of the world, and goes off trying to get back with his girl friend and return the crystal skull back to the alter. That is pretty much it for this movie, what a waste of money just to make this crap, and a waste of time. If you see this movie just skip it is just flat out waste of your time, it isn't even funny or entertaining. Skip this movie, and hopefully in time we'll forget about it.

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Posted jan 1, 2010 10:30 am pt

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It's almost funny how sad this film is. It tries to be funny, but fails utterly because... something major is missing. All the jokes go over the top - so much that, yes, they're not even funny anymore.

Sure, there were a lot of funny...
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It's almost funny how sad this film is. It tries to be funny, but fails utterly because... something major is missing. All the jokes go over the top - so much that, yes, they're not even funny anymore.

Sure, there were a lot of funny moments, but part of the time I wasn't sure if I was laughing out of sympathy/pity/shame, or because I enjoyed the scene.

There were some disaster movie gags, but mostly they mocked High School Musicals, superhero movies, and whatnot. So the only major disaster was "Disaster Movie" itself.

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Posted dec 9, 2009 5:26 pm pt

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What a crapy movie. This is really one of the worst movies ive ever seen in my entire life. I wasent expecting since epic movie sucked really bad but this is even worse. Its just to crapy for me so can take my word or not. Its just a real crapy...
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What a crapy movie. This is really one of the worst movies ive ever seen in my entire life. I wasent expecting since epic movie sucked really bad but this is even worse. Its just to crapy for me so can take my word or not. Its just a real crapy movie that is worth your time or mobey even if it was on sell for 0.99. It SUCKS

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Posted may 7, 2009 8:48 am pt

Jedi_Jettson_21

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Awful!This movie makes fun of awesome stuff and is not that epic. It is boring. It is a absolutely stupid movie. If you are not into parodies, DO NOT WATCH THIS! I give this movie a 1 and a half star out of Five Stars. THIS IS A STUPID AND...
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Awful!This movie makes fun of awesome stuff and is not that epic. It is boring. It is a absolutely stupid movie. If you are not into parodies, DO NOT WATCH THIS! I give this movie a 1 and a half star out of Five Stars. THIS IS A STUPID AND ANNOYING MOVIE! IT IS SO BAD! I HATE IT!

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Posted feb 21, 2009 7:06 am pt

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When reviewing this movie as a whole, it's bad, very bad. Having said that, some of the individual scenes/spoof are fun but only because of the flash of recognition of the original movie. The script seems non-existent and it's merely a more or...
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When reviewing this movie as a whole, it's bad, very bad. Having said that, some of the individual scenes/spoof are fun but only because of the flash of recognition of the original movie. The script seems non-existent and it's merely a more or less random collection of mini spoofs of other movies and some celebrities.

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Posted sep 13, 2008 7:00 pm pt

sjrlost

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This movie was awful. But they make fun of everything that was in theaters this past summer and some from last summer. So it is funny in a slapstick kinda away. If you want to laugh go see it, and if you want something total stupid this the film...
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This movie was awful. But they make fun of everything that was in theaters this past summer and some from last summer. So it is funny in a slapstick kinda away. If you want to laugh go see it, and if you want something total stupid this the film for you, if not don't bother.

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Posted sep 9, 2008 5:18 am pt

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