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zeldafans1

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This movie was really horrible. I dont know why i rent these movies from these writers. There just simpley not at all funny. If you want a movie thats gonna make you laugh, then look somewhere else because this movie is just a waste of your time!

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Posted sep 11, 2009 8:42 am pt

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That was one of the worst comedy movie i've ever watch. Really it's a terrible disgrace to glorious movie "300". It is offensive. The humor is offensive and disgusting.

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Posted aug 16, 2009 6:40 pm pt

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these guys don't even try. all they do is make spoofs why? because they just have to put it in there. this movie is unillegent, not witty, and not funny. stay away from this movie now.

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Posted aug 24, 2008 1:02 pm pt

SSBFan12

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Not one of the best movies it is not really worth watching. So really I wouldn't want to see if I was you.

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Posted aug 24, 2008 11:39 am pt

candycane_24

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Great...another spoof of a great movie

Why do people have to ruin a movie's art?! i'll never know!

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Posted aug 22, 2008 3:50 pm pt

candycane_24

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Great...another spoof of a classic movie

Why do people have to ruin the art of a movie?! I'll never know!

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Posted aug 22, 2008 3:49 pm pt

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The beginning of this movie was absolutely hilarious, however unfortunately it didn't retain that humor throughout the entire movie. As the movie progressed (all 65 minutes of it) the jokes got less funny.

If this movie didn't have...
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The beginning of this movie was absolutely hilarious, however unfortunately it didn't retain that humor throughout the entire movie. As the movie progressed (all 65 minutes of it) the jokes got less funny.

If this movie didn't have Carmen Electra's smoking body to look at, it would have been absolutely horrible, however it was a decent movie to watch if you can rent it for free. Not a good movie, not a bad one, but at only 65 minutes I can't give it anything above two stars.

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Posted jul 18, 2008 12:30 am pt

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After the far overdone gay jokes, this is mildly passable, though it's not something you'll watch more then once. This at the very least holds it'self to the story it's trying to parody for the most part. At least it's a step up from the most...
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After the far overdone gay jokes, this is mildly passable, though it's not something you'll watch more then once. This at the very least holds it'self to the story it's trying to parody for the most part. At least it's a step up from the most resent " " Movie movies, but far from Mel Brooks and similar parodies in the past.

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Posted jul 17, 2008 6:47 pm pt

rkojeremy

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This movie was fine until all you got is GAY HUMOR AFTER GAY HUMOR!!!

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Posted jul 14, 2008 6:50 pm pt

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Groan, another parody. As if the first two tragic comedowns from the Scary Movie franchise hadn't been enough, now we gotta deal with this crap. After Epic Movie, I was just about fed up with this "partnership" of 2 of the 6 writers of...
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Groan, another parody. As if the first two tragic comedowns from the Scary Movie franchise hadn't been enough, now we gotta deal with this crap. After Epic Movie, I was just about fed up with this "partnership" of 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie. Now I'm just really pissed off. Meet the Spartans gets only a few laughs, some I'll admit, laigh out loud, but I hated this movie. And you know what, leave Brittany Spears alone, sure a parody is funny, but she's been through enough. The year is still so young that I can't surely say if at the end of the year, this will still be one of the worst, but so far, it is the worst movie of 2008.

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Posted jul 14, 2008 7:47 am pt

• [+] Entertainment Weekly
  
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  Less classic Mel Brooks than middling "Best Week Ever."

  by Clark Collis | Read Full Review »
• [+] Boston Globe
  
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  The best thing in Meet the Spartans is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300."

  by Mark Feeney | Read Full Review »
• [+] TV Guide
  
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  The musical number that runs during the closing credits funnier than anything that precedes it, which isn't saying much.

  by Maitland McDonagh | Read Full Review »
• [+] The Hollywood Reporter
  
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  Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer basically reprise the tired formula from their earlier efforts, which is to throw in as many pop culture references as possible to cover up the lack of any real wit.

  by Frank Scheck | Read Full Review »
• [+] The New York Times
  
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  Overkill is what Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer do best: as the uncontested titans of the parody genre (with fingers in everything from the "Scary Movie" franchise to the more recent "Epic Movie") they continue to prove that ridiculing other movies is much easier than making your own.

  by Jeannette Catsoulis | Read Full Review »
• [+] LA Weekly
  
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  Meet the Spartans is a mild improvement over their "Epic Movie," which is like saying that a debilitating fever is more fun than appendicitis, but what's shocking is how lazy it is, which is a shame for former UK child star/pop singer Sean Maguire, whose Gerard Butler impersonation is spot-on.

  by Luke Y. Thompson | Read Full Review »
• [+] Variety
  
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  Lazy, lame and painfully unfunny, Meet the Spartans is yet another scrambled-genre parody.

  by Joe Leydon | Read Full Review »
• [+] The Onion (A.V. Club)
  
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  Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes, finding time for not one, but two musical dance numbers set to "I Will Survive."

  by Steven Hyden | Read Full Review »
• [+] Village Voice
  
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  Witless, tasteless, formless spoof.

  by Aaron Hillis | Read Full Review »
• [+] Austin Chronicle
  
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  Hey, guys, when you repurpose a disco hit to poke fun at gay men, not only do you look like assholes, you look like assholes who rip their jokes off of YouTube.

  by Kimberley Jones | Read Full Review »
• [+] Film Threat
  
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  It's rare that a movie makes me ill these days, and it's rare that I can see a movie and hate the people behind it with such abhorrence, but Meet the Spartans rises to the challenge.

  by Felix Vasques Jr. | Read Full Review »