Critics Scoreboard
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Average Critic Score:
7
(18 sources)
7
(18 sources)
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33
Entertainment Weekly
The Farrelly brothers could burp out a movie funnier than The Hottie & the Nottie, a farce of corrupt stereotypes that's never more grotesque than when it pretends to be more than skin-deep. Read Full Review » -
30
Washington Post
Like Nate, we are mere Notties. And we are supposed to feel oh-so privileged for getting to watch Paris through the glass. Read Full Review » -
30
The Hollywood Reporter
Ultimately best suited for the confines of late-night cable. Read Full Review » -
25
New York Post
Great actors make the craft look easy. In the Paris Hilton comedy The Hottie and the Nottie, acting looks very, very difficult. Read Full Review » -
25
New York Daily News
You've got to admire Hilton's complete conviction in herself as the center of all that is beautiful and good. And maybe such unwavering self-regard is actually kind of hot. Or not. Read Full Review » -
25
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25
Philadelphia Inquirer
Though Hilton may be a model, if her work in Hottie is any indication, she is no actress. Read Full Review » -
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12
Rolling Stone
That generous half star rating I tacked onto this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after "House of Wax." Read Full Review » -
12
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12
ReelViews
A cinematic excursion so horrific that it's an insult to bad movies to call it a bad movie. Read Full Review » -
0
Variety
Paris Hilton has already ushered a remarkable three features into the Internet Movie Database's "Bottom 100." The Hottie and the Nottie will make it an even four. Read Full Review » -
0
The Onion (A.V. Club)
How is Paris Hilton in her first starring role to receive a national release? Pretty bad, actually. She's limited to a single, all-too-familiar expression of smug self-satisfaction, and she delivers her lines in a tone somewhere between "seductive" and "dish-soap commercial." Read Full Review » -
0
TV Guide
Preposterous, disingenuous, remarkably unfunny and genuinely distasteful. Read Full Review » -
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Village Voice
Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny. Read Full Review » -
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Miami Herald
The most astounding thing about this abysmal comedy -- aside from the fact the studio actually allowed critics within a mile of it -- is that it's so ghastly it is beneath even the meager dignity of Paris Hilton. Read Full Review » -
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Los Angeles Times
It's not like Paris Hilton to rise above her material, but The Hottie and the Nottie sinks so low that all she has to do is stand upright. Read Full Review » -
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The New York Times
Custom designed for its smirking star (who is also an executive producer), this tasteless train wreck asks only that she preen and prance on cue. Read Full Review »
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