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zeldafans1

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This movie is Mike Myers. I likr Mike Myers. This however, just sucks. First of all, way to many sex jokes. They were just geting disguisting. Its not even funny. This is like a poor mans Austin Powers. Its just sucks. I advise you to stay away...
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This movie is Mike Myers. I likr Mike Myers. This however, just sucks. First of all, way to many sex jokes. They were just geting disguisting. Its not even funny. This is like a poor mans Austin Powers. Its just sucks. I advise you to stay away from this stinker.

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Posted may 15, 2009 10:27 pm pt

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Yes it's childish but it's not as bad as everyone says it is.

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Posted nov 27, 2008 7:58 pm pt

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Its been awhile since mike myers has made a major movie (well besides shrek). In this mess of a movie he plays obviously the love guru. He has to try to put the best hockey and his wife together before the playoffs. I think that mike myers is a...
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Its been awhile since mike myers has made a major movie (well besides shrek). In this mess of a movie he plays obviously the love guru. He has to try to put the best hockey and his wife together before the playoffs. I think that mike myers is a funny person but honestly he is not funny in this movie. Myers creates the love guru character and its really annoying. The catch phrases in this movie really do not work. Acting is pretty horrible with the poor troyer being the butt of the obvious height jokes. alba looks wonderful as usual but not even she can save this movie. This is a very bad movie made by a funny guy which is sad. Skip it..

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Posted oct 10, 2008 11:18 am pt

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This is a great move and however way too short. I loved Mike Myers in yet another senastional comdey, although unlike his prevoius movies like Austin Powers this movie was over before you know it. There are some great comedy scenes, however if you...
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This is a great move and however way too short. I loved Mike Myers in yet another senastional comdey, although unlike his prevoius movies like Austin Powers this movie was over before you know it. There are some great comedy scenes, however if you have the oppurtunity to se another movie that might be better then it probably is. I think this movie is better left to DVD than than the movies.

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Posted sep 8, 2008 11:17 pm pt

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this movie was so funny with the midget and its just so funny i was laughing so hard i was crying go see it

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Posted aug 17, 2008 7:00 pm pt

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I really think that this movie is A must if your A mike myers fan at all This movie kept me laughing through the whole damn thing it's A great comedy with very little wrong with it beside Albas bad acting which you can really see in this film but...
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I really think that this movie is A must if your A mike myers fan at all This movie kept me laughing through the whole damn thing it's A great comedy with very little wrong with it beside Albas bad acting which you can really see in this film but it's not Perfect movie but it's better than average so if you like mike myers or to me if you just like funny movies this is A def must see comedy of 2008

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Posted aug 10, 2008 1:41 pm pt

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I really think that this movie is A must if your A mike myers fan at all This movie kept me laughing through the whole damn thing it's A great comedy with very little wrong with it beside Albas bad acting which you can really see in this film but...
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I really think that this movie is A must if your A mike myers fan at all This movie kept me laughing through the whole damn thing it's A great comedy with very little wrong with it beside Albas bad acting which you can really see in this film but it's not Perfect movie but it's better than average so if you like mike myers or to me if you just like funny movies this is A def must see comedy of 2008

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Posted aug 10, 2008 1:41 pm pt

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The Love Guru is a strong contender with 88 Minutes to be the worst movie so far this year. Mike Meyers blows the laughs out of comedy as well as his career with this unforgettably bad film. Watching the movie I could clearly imagine Mike Meyers...
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The Love Guru is a strong contender with 88 Minutes to be the worst movie so far this year. Mike Meyers blows the laughs out of comedy as well as his career with this unforgettably bad film. Watching the movie I could clearly imagine Mike Meyers having a conversation with Eddie Murphy. "Eddie, lately you have absolutely killed your career with the biggest piece of crap of 07, Norbit. I'm wondering, how can I run my career down into a hole so deep, it will never come out of it again?"
"Well, first you should do disgusting hairy fat man James Bond spoofs, then you should move on to doing racial Indian expressions, that should just about kill it. And I guess after that you can do cooking channel infomercials and masturbate to a Hitler poster hanging up in you one bedroom apartment." This movie was just so unbelievably bad, that it made me wonder if I would ever laugh again. Going into this, I expected it to be crap, but not this bad. In the year 2008, do they really think that audiences still find temperamental midgets, silly Indian stereotypes, French guys with big Kajones, and knees to the groin funny? I certainly don't. Fart jokes and booger jokes haven't been funny since even before the 90's, I guess Guru missed the memo. Jessica Alba continues her streak of looking gorgeous but having no actual talent in the worst movies since Halle Berry in Catwoman and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli. Well to conclude my incredibly negative of the worst kind of human torture since the dawn of time, I just want to say one more thing: MIKE MEYERS SUCKS!

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Posted jul 14, 2008 11:34 am pt

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i thought it was funny,most of you didn't becasue you didn't get most of the jokes. probably becasue you are to young. anyway i thought it was funny and you all have terrible taste

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Posted jul 14, 2008 12:43 am pt

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Just dreadful. Absolutelt dreadful. I never laughed once during the entire film. Not only was it unfunny but it was also extremely offensive. I don't know why Mike Myers decided to be in this crap. Everyone, please do yourselves a favor and avoid...
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Just dreadful. Absolutelt dreadful. I never laughed once during the entire film. Not only was it unfunny but it was also extremely offensive. I don't know why Mike Myers decided to be in this crap. Everyone, please do yourselves a favor and avoid this train wreck of a movie.

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Posted jun 26, 2008 10:46 am pt

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