after speaking with a few people about this movie they said it wasn't anywhere close to the first one... I on the other hand think it is mighty funny specially the bacholar party.

Priceless. Even though it isn't a movie for the kids it is still hilarious and a must see. Even though it will conflict with some of you movie watchers out there. Must see!

"Pillowpants" was the greatest idea to bring into...
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Priceless. Even though it isn't a movie for the kids it is still hilarious and a must see. Even though it will conflict with some of you movie watchers out there. Must see!

"Pillowpants" was the greatest idea to bring into the movie with virgins.

At first I thought this movie wasn't going to be all that good because the first one was kind of a bore. This however was in a different direction and kept the laughter coming.

As I said before I must see. I watch it over and over because it is just that good!

How can you jam dialogues about Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and "A$$ to Mouth" into one movie and make "interspecies-erotica" a buzz phrase? Clerks 2 is the answer.

The movie revisits the 2 clerks some 10 years...
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How can you jam dialogues about Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and "A$$ to Mouth" into one movie and make "interspecies-erotica" a buzz phrase? Clerks 2 is the answer.

The movie revisits the 2 clerks some 10 years later at their new jobs as fast food workers at Mooby's after their original places of employment have burned down. If you don't like Kevin Smith movies, you're not gonna like this one...

Dante is engaged and about to move to Florida to start a new life with what he thinks is what he should be doing at this time in his life. Randall on the other hand is the same old slacker who spends all his time criticizing anything and everything. Jay & Silent Bob also make their return as drug pushers who don't do drugs anymore (to reflect Jason Mewes sobriety). They are as funny and as foul-mouthed as ever. The film is pretty much about slacking off, talking crap about stuff, and oddly about finding your true path in life. For sheer production value, it trumps the original Clerks. A very entertaining film that also provides THREE very entertaining and informative commentary tracks.

For all the geeks, stoners, racists, dropouts, wannabes, perverts, and drunkards.. Not to mention a couple other hundred types of creatures that make the world go round, this movie is just for you my friends.

Clerks 2 turns...
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For all the geeks, stoners, racists, dropouts, wannabes, perverts, and drunkards.. Not to mention a couple other hundred types of creatures that make the world go round, this movie is just for you my friends.

Clerks 2 turns vulgarity and obscenity into an art form reaching new heights of verbal and physical creativity. Its so offensive at times that you cant possibly take it seriously. if you wish you could go back and relive your high school or college experience jackassing around with your best buds, then your gonna like what you see here.The cast of offbeat misfit characters dish out a thought provoking tale of drama, comedy, romance, and all out absurdity. Everyones favorite jersey boys, the drug dealin duo Jay and Silent Bob, are back in the sequel to their big screen debut. Jay and Bob havent missed a beat and are back chillin in full swing. If youre looking for a comedy that will remind you that even though your life may stink, there are plenty of other unlucky bastards that suffer just as bad if not worse and through it all, still manage to get some enjoyment, then look no further. You will soon forget about the terrible day you had and learn to laugh at lifes awkwardness. The jokes are delivered fantastically and keep rolling through out the film constantly knocking the audience back with outlandish behavior.It aint about the lazifare world of fastfood service, it's not about fart jokes and other toilet humor,the appeal is deeper than that. It's about how laughter, and inside jokes bring people together and keep friends from ever coming apart.