This is the crappiest movie I have ever seen. ten minute opening of people just driving because they forgot to but in the opening credits! Torgo and his enlarged knees are not scary enought to be the monster in the movie but come close. Wrestling...
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This is the crappiest movie I have ever seen. ten minute opening of people just driving because they forgot to but in the opening credits! Torgo and his enlarged knees are not scary enought to be the monster in the movie but come close. Wrestling matches go on forever. MST3K makes watching it bearable but watching it plain may kill you.

This film is something everyone must see. That way, whenever they see a really bad movie, they won't just throw Worst Movie ever made around.

I don't know if this is the worst movie ever made (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and Hobgoblins give it a run for it's money) but it's certainly a level of low that it rarely matched.

GO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!

Let me explain. This is, with out a doubt, the WORST movie ever made in the history of Hollywood. I have never seen a more mind numbing, painfully slow, all out awful film in my life. With that said,...
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GO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!

Let me explain. This is, with out a doubt, the WORST movie ever made in the history of Hollywood. I have never seen a more mind numbing, painfully slow, all out awful film in my life. With that said, don’t you too want to have the right to say ‘I have seen the worst movie ever made’?

PS: Rent the DVD from the show Mystery Science Theater 3000 which futures Manos: Hands of Fate. That way the film will be bearable and you won’t kill yourself before it’s over.