Roland T. Flakfizer, an ambulence chasing lawyer, is summoned to attend the reading of a will left by a millonaire's recently deceased husband. Upon hearing request that a ballet production be...

Roland T. Flakfizer, an ambulence chasing lawyer, is summoned to attend the reading of a will left by a millonaire's recently deceased husband. Upon hearing request that a ballet production be presented in his memory (plus the pay for directing), Roland jumps at the opportunity. But Lazlo, the family's long-time lawyer, conciders Roland a joke, insulting to the arts, and suspects him to be a fraud; prompting him to rid of Roland by any means necessary. In the style of the Marx Brothers; Roland, Jacques, and Rocco attempt to sign on two underappreciated dancers, bring down an egotistical performer, and sabatoge / save a production of Swan Lake.