Minnesota college freshman Wyatt is frustrated that his long-time girlfriend, Kimberly, won't "go all the way" with him. Assuming that she is cheating on him, Wyatt gets drunk at a local strip bar,...

Minnesota college freshman Wyatt is frustrated that his long-time girlfriend, Kimberly, won't "go all the way" with him. Assuming that she is cheating on him, Wyatt gets drunk at a local strip bar, meets a fellow student/exotic dancer named Ivy, and decides to write her a vicious break-up letter and sends it via overnight mail. After sobering up, a conversation with Kimberly reveals that she indeed has been faithful, which leads Wyatt and Ivy on a wild goose chase to get the letter back before it gets to Kimberly's doorstep.