Critics Scoreboard
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Average Critic Score:
49
(38 sources)
49
(38 sources)
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80
Time
Simone is a funny, smart, improbably successful satire on contemporary celebrity obsessions, the waning summer's most delirious comedy. Read Full Review » -
80
Washington Post
Writer-director Niccol (who wrote and directed "Gattaca" and scripted "The Truman Show") uses disarming, but wicked lightness to damn the celebrity-worshiping culture and Hollywood's beyond-the-looking-glass filmmaking. Read Full Review » -
75
San Francisco Chronicle
As the man who made the monster and now has to live with it, Pacino's a blast. Read Full Review » -
75
Philadelphia Inquirer
For all its flaws, offers an enjoyable look at the machinations of moviedom and fame, and a look into a future where what is real and what isn't becomes scarily blurred. Read Full Review » -
70
LA Weekly
Niccol gives audiences a very amusing puzzle about authenticity, fraud, and the uses and abuses of technology. That is a fine and funny feat. The very folks responsible for our obsession with celebrity will likely love it. And in loving it, they will no doubt let themselves off the hook. Read Full Review » -
70
The Onion (A.V. Club)
The best scenes play like "Frankenstein" revisited, with a comically bedraggled Pacino cast as the mad scientist trying to protect his runaway creation from a rabid public. Read Full Review » -
70
Film Threat
With Simone, Niccol makes what seems like a preposterous idea not only fresh and entertaining, but most of all reveals said idea to be not at all far removed from reality--as any good satire should. Read Full Review » -
67
Entertainment Weekly
The movie pretends to warn against such shallowness -- but flaunts its arousal at how exciting such a controllable world is for those with access to the software. Read Full Review » -
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TV Guide
The result is gorgeous, if ultimately shallow -- much like Simone herself. Read Full Review » -
60
New York Magazine
Writer-director Andrew Niccol throws around a lot of intriguing ideas in this film, and even though his ambitions are more expansive than his talent, he's managed to come up with something that credibly resembles the shape of things to come, Hollywood-style. Read Full Review » -
60
New Times (L.A.)
That's not to say Simone doesn't offer a good time. Shove aside its self-righteous agenda and it's a deft kick, a light comedy whenever it's not trying to play heavy. And it's bolstered by Al Pacino in a lively performance. Read Full Review » -
60
The New Yorker
I don't believe that anyone will have much trouble seeing what's wrong with the picture, but it's one of those bad movies that you remember with a smile a year later. [9 September 2002, p. 162] Read Full Review » -
60
Variety
Attempts to delve beneath the surface of Hollywood's rampant narcissism and fascination with technology, but ultimately feels like just one more in the long line of films this year about the business of making movies. Read Full Review » -
58
Portland Oregonian
It's a strange, uneven film, hilarious in moments and tin-eared in others, alternately subtle and hammer-handed, acid and dull, as schizophrenic as "Signs" and probably, like that film, best enjoyed in discrete chunks rather than as a whole that needs to be digested equally all at once. Read Full Review » -
50
Salon.com
It's not merely that these subjects have already been satirized to the point of ultimate tedium; more importantly, Simone just isn't very funny. Read Full Review » -
50
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
If this is satire, it's the smug and self-congratulatory kind that lets the audience completely off the hook. Effective satire, the Swiftian brand, seduces us first and then implicates us in the seduction -- we become a target too. But this stuff never gets past the initial step -- it's toothless, as innocuous as the puffery it pretends to skewer. Read Full Review » -
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Baltimore Sun
It's also unclear just what Niccol wanted this film to be: a satire? a spoof? a black comedy? a pointed social commentary? Perhaps all of the above - way too many hats for a movie this slight to wear. Read Full Review » -
50
Chicago Tribune
A ravishing crock. Like its title character, a computer-generated movie star programmed to resemble a cross between Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Lauren Bacall and Kim Basinger, it's beautiful but empty, gorgeous but spurious. Read Full Review » -
50
Wall Street Journal
But for what it is, the film supplies enough laughs to bury most nagging existential questions. Read Full Review » -
50
Rolling Stone
Writer-director Andrew Niccol -- gets this Hollywood satire off to a rousing start. But the middle flattens, despite Pacino firing on all cylinders. And the end just nose-dives into something silly and, worse, sentimental. Read Full Review » -
50
Chicago Reader
The film never quite achieves the sharp edge satire demands, largely because director Andrew Niccol, who was so good at managing tone in "Gattaca," can't decide whether to go with nasty or hilariously farcical. Read Full Review » -
50
New York Post
Staggers between flaccid satire and what is supposed to be madcap farce. Read Full Review » -
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Chicago Sun-Times
It's fitfully funny but never really takes off. Out of the corners of our eyes we glimpse the missed opportunities for some real satirical digging. Read Full Review » -
50
The New York Times
Because the material gives off such a delicious vibe, even though the movie itself feels a little old, you want to like Simone. It would be easier if it were a more forceful comedy. But Mr. Niccol's style is that of reticence -- as a director, he's a little coquettish. Read Full Review » -
50
ReelViews
The film is too light and juvenile to be viewed as some sort of darkly subversive satire in which the director is laughing at those of us who take it all semi-seriously. Read Full Review » -
50
Charlotte Observer
Some movies need a suspension of disbelief. Simone requires a suspension bridge. And as fast as you try to build it, the movie keeps tearing it down. Read Full Review » -
50
Film Threat
Recycles a great many motifs from "Truman" but never comes close to putting on as good a show. Read Full Review » -
40
Slate
The premise cries out for take-no-prisoners, Terry-Southern-style sick humor; it gets instead a lot of clunky, self-congratulatory in-jokes, and Pacino is left to ham in a vacuum. Read Full Review » -
38
Boston Globe
What it is, distressingly, is a mess - a ragbag of promising ideas and failed narrative, of good acting and plain old bad filmmaking. Read Full Review » -
30
Village Voice
Niccol has no gift for comedy. His ongoing exploration of modern celebrity results in an industry satire that's less funny than half-empty and hyper-designed. Read Full Review » -
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Austin Chronicle
Torpedoed by its own overarching idealism -- the film targets the new star system, the media, the studios, digital technology, and pretty much everything else you might care to think of -- and not enough script to back it all up. Read Full Review » -
25
Christian Science Monitor
Moves at a lumbering pace, peppered with ungainly gags and dramatic moments with little emotional power. The ironic commentary on show-biz superficiality is sabotaged by Niccol's failure to make his own story seem real. Read Full Review » -
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Los Angeles Times
Such a tedious Hollywood farce, so unpleasantly glib and relentlessly shallow, that Pacino's excessive performance is not even the worst thing about it. Read Full Review »
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