Critics Scoreboard
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Average Critic Score:




19
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19
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer
The film is inoffensive, and Baldwin is fun and engaging. Read Full Review » -
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San Francisco Chronicle
This land of sweetness and light may appeal to many, but to some it is going to seem like living hell. Read Full Review » -
50




Entertainment Weekly
Has the look of a great fairy tale -- all that's missing is the tale. Read Full Review » -
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38




Chicago Tribune
Children's films can be thrilling affairs for parents and kids. Unfortunately, this film is not likely to thrill either group. Read Full Review » -
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25




Chicago Sun-Times
An inept assembly of ill-matched plot points, meandering through a production that has attractive art direction (despite the immobile mouths). Read Full Review » -
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Los Angeles Times
Lays thick, goopy layers of uplift on what should be lighter on the heart and stomach. Read Full Review » -
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LA Weekly
If you're above the target age of 5, Thomas may coax you into a naplike stupor. Read Full Review » -
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The New York Times
Mr. Baldwin's attack -- there's no better way to put it -- is unforgettable. He's the first shrunken narrator with a serial killer's swagger. Read Full Review » -
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Austin Chronicle
Even Amtrak hasn't seen a derailment this godawful in some time. Read Full Review »
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