Before I start this review, allow me to say this: Commando is a piece-of-crap movie. It's poorly acted, poorly directed, poorly written, and altogether a horrible film.

So why did I give it all A+'s, then? Because it's one of those...
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Before I start this review, allow me to say this: Commando is a piece-of-crap movie. It's poorly acted, poorly directed, poorly written, and altogether a horrible film.

So why did I give it all A+'s, then? Because it's one of those films that is absolutely brilliant in it's stupidity. It's like some strange Reaganized time capsule of the 1980s filmed and released in theatres, right down to the burlyman mentality of it all.

Also, it's the only chance to hear some of the greatest one-liners in movie history, see one of the least intimidating villains of all time, and see the governor of California in a pink muscle shirt feeding deer. I kid you not. That actually happens.

This movie just plain rocks. Classic formula of violence and stupid one liners. Cool flick.

this movies great excpept for the beginning