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brunele

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today is the day, the day that I sat down and dared to watch the god awfull movie that is known as Batman and Robin. And I came to the conclusion that this movie was worse than I expected. So time to start the review of Batman and Robin.
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today is the day, the day that I sat down and dared to watch the god awfull movie that is known as Batman and Robin. And I came to the conclusion that this movie was worse than I expected. So time to start the review of Batman and Robin.

First off all , this movie is bad , really bad. This movie has some of the worst one-liners in the history of filmmaking most of the scenes are really stupid. For example, There is a scene where Bane " disguises" himself. He just wears a freakin raincoat and nobody recognises him. Or the part where Freeze got Batman cornered and he just says " I kill you later". Why didn't you just killed him there.???????

Secondly there are the actors. George "nespresso" Clooney plays Batman and is easily the worst Batman ever. He like never tries to act and is one of the many explinations why I hate this film so much. Chris O Donnel reprises his role as Robin and is like in the previous movie not good. Then we have Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr freeze. His character is just plain stupdi and Arnie doesn't really help with his acting. The only thing he talks about is ice. And yes , it is as stupid as it sounds. And why the hell did they cast Schwarzenegger as Mr freeze? If you had such a big budget , why don't you cast a good actor like Kevin Spacey? And ofcourse there is Poison Ivy who is played by Uma Thurman. She actually acts ok and prevents the film from getting a 1.5 ranking. Other roles are Bane whose actor I will not mention ,because he doesn't act and just doesn't speak in the entire movie and Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl. The story is full of plotholes and just plain stupid. Basicly ,Freeze wants to freeze Gotham and the world and Batman and Robin must stop him. Along the way , the two argue and fight for Poison Ivy and that's about all. Oh yeah , Alfred gets sick and Alfred's niece from londen visits and eventually becomes Batgirl. Ofcourse the movie ends with a happy ending.

So in short, this movie is one of the biggest pieces of s**t that is ever made and I strongly advice everyone to avoid this film by all means necessairy.

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Posted mar 21, 2009 4:52 am pt

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This movie is cool and dazzling, but way too decent. George Clooney is very cool in this, but seriously! Why would he play the Batman?
And Poison Ivy is cool, but why did she do sexual innuendos? And why would Batgirl be the niece of Alfred...
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This movie is cool and dazzling, but way too decent. George Clooney is very cool in this, but seriously! Why would he play the Batman?
And Poison Ivy is cool, but why did she do sexual innuendos? And why would Batgirl be the niece of Alfred Pennyworth? This movie is silly and it can get stupid. The costumes are cool and the acting is good but still a boring movie. The movie is not that great. This movie needs a Razzie Award.

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Posted jan 1, 2009 1:05 pm pt

jeffmclark1973

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This movie is just under appreciated. Now before you jump to conclusions and judge me insane or that I just have bad taste, let me defend myself. Even though most people 9/10 would rate this Batman movie the worst Batman movie, and one of the...
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This movie is just under appreciated. Now before you jump to conclusions and judge me insane or that I just have bad taste, let me defend myself. Even though most people 9/10 would rate this Batman movie the worst Batman movie, and one of the worst movies of all time, yo should look to the past before condemning it. I am a ‘fan boy� when it comes to all things Batman, anyone who knows would tell you this, and yes I do believe this is the worst of all the Batman movies, but not for the reasons you think. First let’s get over the bat nipples, it was costume designed to make George Clooney look like something he is not. I firmly believe they wanted Batman to look buff and larger than life, instead of practical like the Christian Bale suite. The Batman movies are very much like the James Bond franchise. Same concept, different actors. So with that I look at this particular installment as the retro Batman. It was a lot like a very big budge movie version of the old Adam West Batman TV series, over the top and campy fun, it even had the trademark tilted camera shots!! George Clooney, even though a great actor, is no Bruce Wayne, if anything killed this movie, it was his performance, um and Alicia Silverstones performance. Clooney is just Clooney in this move he plays himself and not Bruce Wayne as with Alicia, if they would have at least put some thought into these roles it would have been oh so much better. The rest of the movie is actually quite good. I think the general public just wasn’t ready for that regression in this franchise, we were used to the Tim Burton Esq. movies, but even he failed us, us being fan boys. Arnold was a good freeze but he would have made a better Bane, and bane could have been a whole lot better. I think people found it laughable the Arnold was supposed to be some genius scientist, come on in that body? Not too believable, but in all he did try to at least act, unlike Mr. Clooney. Bottom line, if you’re a fan of the old TV series, you’ll love it, well at least like it.

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Posted nov 30, 2008 8:08 am pt

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This is a really stupid movie and not funny stupid just plain no good stupid. Everything is messed up in it. Batman has ice skates and nipple on his batsuit. Mr.Freeze telling so many "freeze jokes. Never ever see it.

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Posted oct 29, 2008 11:49 pm pt

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Batman and Robin is universally acknowledge as the nadir in the Batman movie franchise -- and for good reason.

This is a bad movie. All realism and seriousness have been removed and replaced with camp silliness. Everything is...
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Batman and Robin is universally acknowledge as the nadir in the Batman movie franchise -- and for good reason.

This is a bad movie. All realism and seriousness have been removed and replaced with camp silliness. Everything is over-the-top and ridiculous.

The villains are lame and corny. The heroes just silly. The action scenes have no scale. It appears to have been filmed in a high school basketball gym. There is no sense of being in a giant, sprawling metropolis like Gotham.

The worst thing about this movie is it killed the Batman franchise for a decade. The best thing is that hiatus led directly to Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. Proving once again that it's always darkest before the dawn.

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Posted sep 2, 2008 4:05 am pt

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I just watched this movie on tbs and I cannot say how much it sucked. Arnold doe's a decent job for Freeze but that's about it. George Clooney is a great actor but he's not batman. And why did they feel like they needed robin in it? And then...
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I just watched this movie on tbs and I cannot say how much it sucked. Arnold doe's a decent job for Freeze but that's about it. George Clooney is a great actor but he's not batman. And why did they feel like they needed robin in it? And then there's a side story about alfred. WHat?!? He's the butler....... Yeah...... the butler.....
'Nough said.

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Posted aug 12, 2008 3:10 pm pt

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I just watched this movie on tbs and I cannot say how much it sucked. Arnold doe's a decent job for Freeze but that's about it. George Clooney is a great actor but he's not batman. And why did they feel like they needed robin in it? And then...
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I just watched this movie on tbs and I cannot say how much it sucked. Arnold doe's a decent job for Freeze but that's about it. George Clooney is a great actor but he's not batman. And why did they feel like they needed robin in it? And then there's a side story about alfred. WHat?!? He's the butler....... Yeah...... the butler.....
'Nough said.

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Posted aug 12, 2008 3:10 pm pt

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Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman...
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Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman doing her best Mae West impression and playing the least convincing Poison Ivy (Seriously isn't she supposed to act least pretend shes an ecoterroist?)
5. Bane is a dumb henchman and not a skilled assassin...WHY GOD WHY!?
6. Robin is a whiny pansy
7. Batman smiles more than he scowls- WRONG!
8. One fight scene is acted like a hockey game! How stupid!
9. Cliches, puns, bad in-jokes, and laughable dialogue.
10. Joel Schumacher is the director (His only good film is Phone Booth)

And there you have it. I can go on and on but those are the top 10 reasons not to see this movie. There is maybe one thing good about it. 1. Women in spandex are hot and Alfred almost dies.
Other than that it s all bad all the time.

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Posted may 9, 2008 9:41 am pt

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Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman...
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Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman doing her best Mae West impression and playing the least convincing Poison Ivy (Seriously isn't she supposed to act least pretend shes an ecoterroist?)
5. Bane is a dumb henchman and not a skilled assassin...WHY GOD WHY!?
6. Robin is a whiny pansy
7. Batman smiles more than he scowls- WRONG!
8. One fight scene is acted like a hockey game! How stupid!
9. Cliches, puns, bad in-jokes, and laughable dialogue.
10. Joel Schumacher is the director (His only good film is Phone Booth)

And there you have it. I can go on and on but those are the top 10 reasons not to see this movie. There is maybe one thing good about it. 1. Women in spandex are hot and Alfred almost dies.
Other than that it s all bad all the time.

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Posted may 9, 2008 9:41 am pt

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This is probably the worst Batman movie ever made. Not only the storyline is poorly written, but the developers have made the wrong choice of actors to portray their respective characters.

Don't get me wrong, each actors and...
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This is probably the worst Batman movie ever made. Not only the storyline is poorly written, but the developers have made the wrong choice of actors to portray their respective characters.

Don't get me wrong, each actors and actresses are great performers, but none of them deserve to be in this Batman movie especially George Clooney. He is the suckiest guy to be Batman (Bruce Wayne with grey hair?! Damn gay and he doesn't have what it takes to be the Caped Crusader. Uma Thurman is a great actress but she doesn't suit to be Poison Ivy and why is Bane is just a pathetic henchman? It's rubbish to say the least.

This is by far the biggest disappointment in all the Batman movies. Joel Schumacher, the director, is as retarded as the dumbass who shouldn't have directed the first Batman movie in the first place, Tim Burton. Why do these two guys even want to direct a Batman movie in the beginning knowing that they are not capable of making a Batman movie. You have to be a hardcore fan of the comic book, which explains why this movie is considered a failure.

Batman & Robin is a sure letdown. When Batman has nipples on his suit clearly means that this movie must not be seen or heard by anyone. It's as gay as the director himself who claims that he is indeed gay at one point.

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Posted jan 31, 2008 6:24 am pt

• [+] The New York Times
  
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  Joel Schumacher, director and ringmaster, piles on the flashy showmanship and keeps the film as big, bold, noisy and mindlessly overwhelming as possible.

  by Elvis Mitchell | Read Full Review »
• [+] Salon.com
  
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  There's something almost maniacally heroic about packaging the fourth sequel of a superhero action series without resorting to the old standbys of good writing, capable acting or inspired directing.

  by Robin Dougherty | Read Full Review »
• [+] Entertainment Weekly
  
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  Unfortunately, the charming Batfamily can't stay in their cave indefinitely; they've got to go out and fight crime. And that's where this elaborately high-style production from Batman Forever director Joel Schumacher hits an iceberg.

  by Lisa Schwarzbaum | Read Full Review »
• [+] Christian Science Monitor
  
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  George Clooney looks great in a cape, but this fourth installment in the series has invested so much capital in razzle-dazzle special effects that it hardly matters whose head is under the pointy-eared helmet.

  by David Sterritt | Read Full Review »
• [+] San Francisco Chronicle
  
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  It's the lightest of the Batman movies, the most cartoony, the dumbest and the least ambitious. But it holds the audience's attention, brings on a few laughs and never really gets boring.

  by Mick LaSalle | Read Full Review »
• [+] Chicago Sun-Times
  
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  Batman & Robin, like the first three films in the series, is wonderful to look at, and has nothing authentic at its core.

  by Roger Ebert | Read Full Review »
• [+] ReelViews
  
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  This film, which places yet another actor in the batsuit, has all the necessary hallmarks of a sorry sequel -- pointless, plodding plotting; asinine action; clueless, comatose characterization; and dumb dialogue.

  by James Berardinelli | Read Full Review »
• [+] Variety
  
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  Unfortunately, the operative word is bland, as the newcomers don't add much to the formula, leaving it to their nemeses to enliven the proceedings. Narrative drive and humor are also in short supply, which creates a serious sagsag in the middle when the novelty of the fresh components has mostly worn off.

  by Todd McCarthy | Read Full Review »
• [+] LA Weekly
  
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  There's so much happening in the movie that it feels like nothing is happening at all. Which leaves you free to gaze, slack-jawed, on the true glory of Batman & Robin -- its fabulously color-coded set design.

  by Ella Taylor | Read Full Review »
• [+] TV Guide
  
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  It's a gee-whiz kiddie movie imagined by pervy grown-ups who get a giggle out of mixing bloodless fight scenes with close-ups of rubber-wrapped butts and baskets.

  by Maitland McDonagh | Read Full Review »
• [+] Newsweek
  
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  Screenwriter Akiva Goldsman has written quips, not characters and Joel Schumacher still seems miscast as a Bat-action director: he stages the mayhem confusingly and the comedy too broadly.

  by David Ansen | Read Full Review »
• [+] Slate
  
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  It has none of the minor virtues of Schumacher's other films. It looks bad: cluttered surfaces, production design reminiscent of overblown Broadway musicals, editing too fast for the eye to catch up, poor staging of fast action.

  by Alex Ross | Read Full Review »
• [+] San Francisco Examiner
  
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  Clooney's stiff cornball delivery and tendency to smile during the most tragic moments bring this as close to the cartoonish Batman television series of the 1960s as any of the movies have come.

  by Barbara Shulgasser | Read Full Review »
• [+] Austin Chronicle
  
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  Batman & Robin fails to engage the spirit of Batman, Robin, or decent marketing in general, and instead ends up as a limp, excruciatingly shallow knockoff that leaves viewers cringing at the unavoidable one-liners that make up the better part of the script.

  by Marc Savlov | Read Full Review »
• [+] Chicago Reader
  
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  It's clear that writer Akiva Goldsman and director Joel Schumacher are bereft of ideas and using the MTV clutter as a cover-up.

  by Jonathan Rosenbaum | Read Full Review »