Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman...
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Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman doing her best Mae West impression and playing the least convincing Poison Ivy (Seriously isn't she supposed to act least pretend shes an ecoterroist?)
5. Bane is a dumb henchman and not a skilled assassin...WHY GOD WHY!?
6. Robin is a whiny pansy
7. Batman smiles more than he scowls- WRONG!
8. One fight scene is acted like a hockey game! How stupid!
9. Cliches, puns, bad in-jokes, and laughable dialogue.
10. Joel Schumacher is the director (His only good film is Phone Booth)

And there you have it. I can go on and on but those are the top 10 reasons not to see this movie. There is maybe one thing good about it. 1. Women in spandex are hot and Alfred almost dies.
Other than that it s all bad all the time.

Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman...
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Oh Batman & Robin how bad do you suck? Let me make a list:
1. Freeze related puns spoken by Ah-nuld! (Chill!) need I say more?
2. Bat nipples
3. Barbara is Alfred's niece and has blonde hair... WTF!?
4. Uma Thurman doing her best Mae West impression and playing the least convincing Poison Ivy (Seriously isn't she supposed to act least pretend shes an ecoterroist?)
5. Bane is a dumb henchman and not a skilled assassin...WHY GOD WHY!?
6. Robin is a whiny pansy
7. Batman smiles more than he scowls- WRONG!
8. One fight scene is acted like a hockey game! How stupid!
9. Cliches, puns, bad in-jokes, and laughable dialogue.
10. Joel Schumacher is the director (His only good film is Phone Booth)

And there you have it. I can go on and on but those are the top 10 reasons not to see this movie. There is maybe one thing good about it. 1. Women in spandex are hot and Alfred almost dies.
Other than that it s all bad all the time.

This is probably the worst Batman movie ever made. Not only the storyline is poorly written, but the developers have made the wrong choice of actors to portray their respective characters.

Don't get me wrong, each actors and...
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This is probably the worst Batman movie ever made. Not only the storyline is poorly written, but the developers have made the wrong choice of actors to portray their respective characters.

Don't get me wrong, each actors and actresses are great performers, but none of them deserve to be in this Batman movie especially George Clooney. He is the suckiest guy to be Batman (Bruce Wayne with grey hair?! Damn gay and he doesn't have what it takes to be the Caped Crusader. Uma Thurman is a great actress but she doesn't suit to be Poison Ivy and why is Bane is just a pathetic henchman? It's rubbish to say the least.

This is by far the biggest disappointment in all the Batman movies. Joel Schumacher, the director, is as retarded as the dumbass who shouldn't have directed the first Batman movie in the first place, Tim Burton. Why do these two guys even want to direct a Batman movie in the beginning knowing that they are not capable of making a Batman movie. You have to be a hardcore fan of the comic book, which explains why this movie is considered a failure.

Batman & Robin is a sure letdown. When Batman has nipples on his suit clearly means that this movie must not be seen or heard by anyone. It's as gay as the director himself who claims that he is indeed gay at one point.

Okay first i have to say this movie would have been a lot better if the batsuits didnt have nipples! Bane was used in a bad way were he couldnt talk and was crammed in because of knightfalls success. Uma Thurman is pretty but wasnt a good actor...
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Okay first i have to say this movie would have been a lot better if the batsuits didnt have nipples! Bane was used in a bad way were he couldnt talk and was crammed in because of knightfalls success. Uma Thurman is pretty but wasnt a good actor for Poison Ivy and i hated the batgirl part. However the Mr. Freeze story was fantastic and the inclusion of Woodrue was cool. Still i loved this movie when i was young, and i cant rate it that bad because of it being probly the 1st superhero movie i saw in theatres, and it was part of what got me hooked on batman.