today is the day, the day that I sat down and dared to watch the god awfull movie that is known as Batman and Robin. And I came to the conclusion that this movie was worse than I expected. So time to start the review of Batman and Robin.
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today is the day, the day that I sat down and dared to watch the god awfull movie that is known as Batman and Robin. And I came to the conclusion that this movie was worse than I expected. So time to start the review of Batman and Robin.

First off all , this movie is bad , really bad. This movie has some of the worst one-liners in the history of filmmaking most of the scenes are really stupid. For example, There is a scene where Bane " disguises" himself. He just wears a freakin raincoat and nobody recognises him. Or the part where Freeze got Batman cornered and he just says " I kill you later". Why didn't you just killed him there.???????

Secondly there are the actors. George "nespresso" Clooney plays Batman and is easily the worst Batman ever. He like never tries to act and is one of the many explinations why I hate this film so much. Chris O Donnel reprises his role as Robin and is like in the previous movie not good. Then we have Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr freeze. His character is just plain stupdi and Arnie doesn't really help with his acting. The only thing he talks about is ice. And yes , it is as stupid as it sounds. And why the hell did they cast Schwarzenegger as Mr freeze? If you had such a big budget , why don't you cast a good actor like Kevin Spacey? And ofcourse there is Poison Ivy who is played by Uma Thurman. She actually acts ok and prevents the film from getting a 1.5 ranking. Other roles are Bane whose actor I will not mention ,because he doesn't act and just doesn't speak in the entire movie and Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl. The story is full of plotholes and just plain stupid. Basicly ,Freeze wants to freeze Gotham and the world and Batman and Robin must stop him. Along the way , the two argue and fight for Poison Ivy and that's about all. Oh yeah , Alfred gets sick and Alfred's niece from londen visits and eventually becomes Batgirl. Ofcourse the movie ends with a happy ending.

So in short, this movie is one of the biggest pieces of s**t that is ever made and I strongly advice everyone to avoid this film by all means necessairy.

This movie is cool and dazzling, but way too decent. George Clooney is very cool in this, but seriously! Why would he play the Batman?
And Poison Ivy is cool, but why did she do sexual innuendos? And why would Batgirl be the niece of Alfred...
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This movie is cool and dazzling, but way too decent. George Clooney is very cool in this, but seriously! Why would he play the Batman?
And Poison Ivy is cool, but why did she do sexual innuendos? And why would Batgirl be the niece of Alfred Pennyworth? This movie is silly and it can get stupid. The costumes are cool and the acting is good but still a boring movie. The movie is not that great. This movie needs a Razzie Award.

This movie is just under appreciated. Now before you jump to conclusions and judge me insane or that I just have bad taste, let me defend myself. Even though most people 9/10 would rate this Batman movie the worst Batman movie, and one of the...
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This movie is just under appreciated. Now before you jump to conclusions and judge me insane or that I just have bad taste, let me defend myself. Even though most people 9/10 would rate this Batman movie the worst Batman movie, and one of the worst movies of all time, yo should look to the past before condemning it. I am a ‘fan boy� when it comes to all things Batman, anyone who knows would tell you this, and yes I do believe this is the worst of all the Batman movies, but not for the reasons you think. First let’s get over the bat nipples, it was costume designed to make George Clooney look like something he is not. I firmly believe they wanted Batman to look buff and larger than life, instead of practical like the Christian Bale suite. The Batman movies are very much like the James Bond franchise. Same concept, different actors. So with that I look at this particular installment as the retro Batman. It was a lot like a very big budge movie version of the old Adam West Batman TV series, over the top and campy fun, it even had the trademark tilted camera shots!! George Clooney, even though a great actor, is no Bruce Wayne, if anything killed this movie, it was his performance, um and Alicia Silverstones performance. Clooney is just Clooney in this move he plays himself and not Bruce Wayne as with Alicia, if they would have at least put some thought into these roles it would have been oh so much better. The rest of the movie is actually quite good. I think the general public just wasn’t ready for that regression in this franchise, we were used to the Tim Burton Esq. movies, but even he failed us, us being fan boys. Arnold was a good freeze but he would have made a better Bane, and bane could have been a whole lot better. I think people found it laughable the Arnold was supposed to be some genius scientist, come on in that body? Not too believable, but in all he did try to at least act, unlike Mr. Clooney. Bottom line, if you’re a fan of the old TV series, you’ll love it, well at least like it.

This is a really stupid movie and not funny stupid just plain no good stupid. Everything is messed up in it. Batman has ice skates and nipple on his batsuit. Mr.Freeze telling so many "freeze jokes. Never ever see it.