Sid Carter is always looking for schemes to make a quick buck. His latest scheme involves stealing birth control pills (stored in a maternity hospital) to sell on the black market. He sends his...

Sid Carter is always looking for schemes to make a quick buck. His latest scheme involves stealing birth control pills (stored in a maternity hospital) to sell on the black market. He sends his son Cyril into the hospital disguised as a nurse. Among the problems the plan encounters: a hospital administrator who is a hypochondriac, the sex-hungry obstetrician Dr. Prodd, and the devoted Matron.