Critics Scoreboard
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Average Critic Score:




25
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25
(32 sources)
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75




Boston Globe
Executed on a pretty broad level, but if characterization is slighted, the ensemble is so rich, with such depth, that every few minutes another juicy turn keeps coming our way to divert us. Read Full Review » -
75




Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Scores high on nastiness, but it has as many surprisingly funny moments as offensive ones. Read Full Review » -
75




Baltimore Sun
A murder caper that could have been written by Agatha Christie during a pub-crawl. Read Full Review » -
71




Mr. Showbiz
Follows a predictable low-comedy path, but does it with such fierce appeal and beautifully wrought wit that it doesn't feel quite like any comedy American theaters have seen since the equally underrated "Grosse Pointe Blank." Read Full Review » -
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Los Angeles Times
With a hilarious script and capable cast, the film puts a clever spin on the everyone-is-a-suspect plot. Read Full Review » -
50




Miami Herald
Has a made-for-TV smallness (it will probably be a big hit on cable), and it never quite vanquishes the nagging suspicion that you could be spending your time better elsewhere. Read Full Review » -
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Philadelphia Inquirer
It can be broadly funny when it does not lapse into lazy "Dukes of Hazzard" caricature, which is often. Read Full Review » -
50




Entertainment Weekly
The actors more eager to goof around in schlumpfy costumes on a low-budget lark than to play their trashy characters with the seriousness such farce requires. Read Full Review » -
50




Chicago Sun-Times
My problem was that I didn't care who killed Mona Dearly, or why, and didn't want to know anyone in town except for Chief Rash and his daughter. Read Full Review » -
42




Portland Oregonian
The ensemble actors give it their all, and that's as it should be in an absurdist comedy of this sort. Read Full Review » -
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Chicago Tribune
A comedy murder mystery gone seriously astray, boasts an immensely talented cast . Read Full Review » -
30




Austin Chronicle
Each of the characters is dull and boorish instead of witty and urbane. Read Full Review » -
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San Francisco Chronicle
A funny comedy for about 90 seconds. Then Bette Midler goes off a cliff. Read Full Review » -
25




USA Today
The bad-taste murder farce is just an excuse for a bunch of actors to go slumming and ride about in - ha, ha - Yugos. Read Full Review » -
20




Salon.com
The movie is flat-footed, and the pacing gives you time to rest between laughs. Read Full Review » -
20




TV Guide
Is there anything so painful as a comedy whose every gag falls flat and then lies there, flopping like a dying flounder? Read Full Review » -
20




LA Weekly
The only vaguely funny moments are courtesy William Fichtner, as the dead woman's husband, and Jamie Lee Curtis in full metal drag as his furtive squeeze. Read Full Review » -
20




Time
There's a definite limit to the number of moron jokes we can absorb in 100 minutes, and their movie exceeds it. Read Full Review » -
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Film.com
An endlessly contrived exercise in self-referential "black comedy", can't help but strike me as no kind of triumph of anything over anything. Read Full Review » -
20




Slate
The script plays goofy games, stopping the action for Tarantino-style small talk; piling on alternate, "Rashomon"-style flashbacks; and divulging its characters' secrets in no particular order. Read Full Review » -
10




The New York Times
A dreary crash of malapropisms and slapstick maimings wrapped very loosely around a murder mystery. Read Full Review » -
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Film.com
One imagines what the failed farce Drowning Mona would have been like in the hands of the Coen brothers. Read Full Review » -
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Dallas Observer
With a sneer and a wink, Drowning Mona plunges us into a fresh deluge of idiotic Americana . Read Full Review » -
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Variety
A white-trash black comedy, a caustic working-class whodunit in which the solution to the murder mystery takes a distant back seat to countless barbs and jibes tossed in the direction of the mostly imbecilic cast of characters. Read Full Review »
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