Alrite, let's just get this out of the way; the last fight scene in the movie takes place on top of the golden gate bridge. James Bond and Christopher Walken (who looks sort-of cartoony with an axe) face off to the death, while a huge blimp is...
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Alrite, let's just get this out of the way; the last fight scene in the movie takes place on top of the golden gate bridge. James Bond and Christopher Walken (who looks sort-of cartoony with an axe) face off to the death, while a huge blimp is tied to the top of the gates. But if you have the box for this movie you probably guessed that anyway from the cover.

That said, I did enjoy this movie. It's not as good as when I saw it as a kid, but I still liked it. Some parts are a little cheeseball (Stacey: Look what I'm sitting on. (camera pans to Stacey's bottom)) (Jenny: My name is Jenny Flex.), but it's all good.

Tanya Roberts = Total Milf.

The plot is a bit difficult to follow sometimes. The first third of the movie involves James Bond uncovering Christopher Walken's evil plot to fix horse races (... trust me, it's really evil. ... Fixed horse races.) Then the next third of the movie involves trying to figure out exactly what the real evil plot is; flooding something to cause an earthquake, or something... It involves computer microchips. The last third of the movie is just firetruck chases, blimps and explosions, which is fine by me. Screw the plot, just give us a few more reasons to hate Christopher Walken's character. ... I think his name is 'Zardo' or something.

But I swear, Walken's second-hand woman Mayday: She 'as gotta be a man. Grace Jones has more muscles than Roger Moore, which makes me feel uncomfortable thinking about their sex scene. (Poor Bond was violated by a female bodybuilder!)

Also, be prepared to get Duran Duran's 'A View to a Kill' theme drilled into your head. This movie contains at least 3 variations (regular, floutist, and extra-intense), and these melodies spring up at climatic moments in the movie. .. I personally like the song, but I swear I'll be happy if I never hear the girly flute mix again.

Maybe it's just because I'm too young to remember the eighties, but did everybody dress that way? Those haircuts? At one point I swore Walken was a blonde chick. .. It just seems that most of the girls were wearing guy clothes, and most of the guys had girl hair.

A bit of a complaint though; they introduce two female characters (an oriental lady and a pretty caucasian lady), but these two characters add almost nothing to the movie. They each have a joke introduction, and then they're both totally ignored until they're killed near the end of the film. What's the point in that?